The Dreaded Man-Flu
Well, it's now day 6 of my man-flu siege. Coughing, sneezing, runny nose, burning eyes...I have it all. If I were a character on The Walking Dead, I would want to know where Carol is at all times! But what exactly is a man-flu? Be prepared, because what I'm about to tell you isn't pretty at all. In fact, it's horrifying! Man-flu is a debilitating disorder that indiscriminately strikes down male members of the human species. It attacks suddenly, without any type of warning. The illness is often referred to unfairly by females of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as the common cold. If you have it, you know there is nothing common about it! Each case is as individual as its victim. If man-flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party, it will absolutely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of affection. Because man-flu only strikes the XY chromosome, women are completely immune to it. This makes them the perfect car...